awake but still i am dreaming...

i worked last night. i worked the door. i was the fucking bouncer. hilarious.
i put some of my tips in my bra and then had to fish them out later. i guess i forgot a few coins because when i was getting ready for bed i became a human slot machine. sweet. a loonie.
a party of thirty drunks came in. some really smokin' guys. one tried to leave with out blow-up bud light cup. it was pretty funny.

can pot make you a bitch? is it possible to become a bitch because i smoke pot? does it even make any sense? i think i've always been bitchy. anyone who knows me...and i mean KNOWS me...especially when i was younger knows i can throw a mean tantrum.
hmm... i think i am over some shit.

i am beyond excited to live on my own. i continually wake up with dreams of interior decorating ideas and the vision of me coming home and being as naked as i want to be. as selfish as i want to be. fuck, i am so excited!

i went for breaky with some family this morning for mother's day. i was asleep the whole morning. i only had 4 hours of sleep...this blog entry is my attempt of staying awake to 'enjoy' my day...even though all i want to do is sleep and pretend i actually made it to the gym. i should really go but fuuuuck i don't want to. i wonder if there is a way for me to work out/do cardio without leaving my basement apartment..carmen electra strip aerobics? hmm..one of those things i can do when i live completely alone. way to look dumb...half way through a strip routine and my roomie and her bf walk in...i'm half naked (naturally...i mean, the pussycat dolls don't wear full shirts either) sweating with my booty all up in the air 'trying' to look sexy. yup...REAL sexy. barf.

i am going to retire from this blog and possibly do some serious facebook lurking. the only sport i am good at. oh, maybe i will do my hair. i think it is time i try and curl my locks. fuck, it's going to take me forever.

peace and love.

xoxox